Today at Flavorpill, we talked about sex dreams. We saw what it might look like if Disney villains had won, and then we bought t-shirts starring all the wicked characters. We read about movie studio logos and the stories behind them. We chatted with the fluffy and fearless Colonel Meow. We saw Lady Gaga’s pictorial response to the “fat” headlines. We considered the urban woodsman. We watched essential documentaries about David Lynch. We discovered nine secret menu items at Taco Bell. We previewed the Brooklyn/Portland issue of Tin House. We read a comic for introverts. We listened to the Parks and Rec cast explain the humblebrag. We noted a few things from Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” that are still burning. We explored the painting that inspired Carl Sagan’s legendary Cosmos: A Personal Voyage. We got advice from The Times on writing well. We loved Katy Perry’s Daria nail art. We were blown away by this dolphin stampede. And finally, we felt our Halloween hearts flutter when we found out that Blackout Haunted House is opening in Los Angeles. You can watch a trailer for the terrifying event, and New York fiends can pick up tickets at this link.