Do not watch the trailer for this upcoming apocalyptic thriller about the second coming if you want to look at an ice cream truck in the same way ever again. Directed by first time filmmaker Scott Stewart (who co-wrote the script with Peter Schink), Legion stars Paul Bettany as the archangel Michael, Dennis Quaid, Kate Walsh, Tyrese, Willa Holland, and Kevin Durand. It looks equal parts scary and silly — and a lot like the movies that have come before it, from The Prophecy to Dogma. Warning: This is totally NSFW thanks to a grandma with the mouth of a sailor. From what we can tell she is not pulling for the survival of the human race.
Legion hits theaters January 22, 2010.