That bus driver was as sleazy as they come.
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Here we have one of the grossest under-the-radar adult jokes in kids’ film history, courtesy of the makeover scene in Mrs. Doubtfire. Of course, the important words are in Yiddish, so we had to do some research in order to finally understand this joke. Basically, “gribenes” is a kosher dish of chicken or goose skin cracklings served with fried onions, and a “mohel” is a man who performs circumcisions. So, the translation of this line is essentially, “I should never buy chicken skin from a guy who gives circumcisions. It’s so chewy.” Bam.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Remember when Veruca Salt questioned snozzberries and Willy Wonka never really gave her an answer? Well, here’s your answer — you ready? A snozzberry is the glans of a penis, according to Roald Dahl’s My Uncle Oswald. Roald Dahl, you dog, you.
When you’re a kid, being “on top” always refers to bunk beds. When you’re an adult? Nope.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
We could make this entire list about Who Framed Roger Rabbit innuendos, since most of that movie is a little on the risqué side. Anyway — at one point, Jessica tells her bunny hubby, “I’ve loved you more than any woman’s ever loved a rabbit.” Now, let’s think about this — what other rabbits have women loved? We’ll admit that this joke may not have been intentional; the device in question wasn’t around until the ’90s. But it’s still pretty funny in 2012, post-Sex and the City.
The Santa Clause (1994)
Got it, kids? Don’t do drugs, or else you’ll turn into Santa Claus.
Toy Story (1995)
See that thing in the middle? That’s what you’d call a “hooker.” Nice one, Toy Story.
Here we have a video treat courtesy of Space Jam. Get a load of that Pulp Fiction reference!
The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue (1997)
Yes, that PC just had an orgasm.