“Mitt Romney in Carbonite” iPhone case, $15.99 from iCaseSeraSera
Yes, we get the Star Wars joke. But still, shouldn’t this probably be in gold?
“Mitt Romney Star Wars Stormtrooper Framed 9 X 11 Print Limited Edition”, $19 from New Globe
And speaking of Star Wars…
“cool Mitt Romney for President 2012 AWESOME retro white tshirt,” $9.99 from Elefunny
Romney and the Fonz: separated at birth?
Mitt Romney ceramic party cup, $20 from littlechairprinting
That had better not be beer in that cup… or caffeinated soda!
“RMoney” bag soap set, $5 from bubblegenius
Is this a subtle David Lynch shout out? Even if not, an appropriate tribute to a candidate who’s squeaky clean… except when it comes to his finances.
Chris Crocker/Mitt Romney cross-stitch pattern, $5 from Pete Seazle
Now here’s an election-cycle mashup we couldn’t have predicted.
“Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan Republican Ticket Felt Finger Puppet Set,” $20 from mullishmuse
Fun fact: Romney and Ryan like each other so much they’ve been sewn together.
“Mitt Is Legit” tie-dye T-shirt, $10 from Brazil Street Blues
Courting the elusive “Republican stoner” demographic…
Mitt Romney portrait, $125 from Art by Hallwalls
In case you’ve stopped having nightmares of that clown painting from your childhood bedroom.
Oven Mitt Romney, $5 from It’s All in Good Pun
“Oven mitt is your ticket to the biggest slice of american pie you can fit in your face hole.” A joke that is no less funny for being obvious.