Editor’s note: Welcome to The Fug Report! Each week our fashion blogger friends Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, the sartorial geniuses behind Go Fug Yourself, will feature some of the most memorable looks of the week in this space. We hope you enjoy it!
This week, on Go Fug Yourself, we closely examined two delightful hat-requiring events: the Melbourne Cup and Australia’s Derby Day. We paid homage to Ron Swanson, who was merrily presenting his derriere on the red carpet, and continued to be unable to figure out the appeal of The Biebs. He always looks like a 14-year old playing dress-up. We gave props to Amy Adams in a big party dress, and appreciated Kristen Stewart’s makeup, if not her outfit. We wondered why the cover of InStyle has been so armpit-heavy lately, and discussed Britney’s future career… as a novelist. Fire up your Kindles, y’all!