Lobster claws, eggs, and an open bottle of Norell II: Olfactory souvenirs from that Polaroid shoot. Unpleasant sensations are so edgy.
Coke bottle: Intact with DNA from Lou Reed‘s saliva.
Three one-liter Ziploc bags of high-grade amphetamine: Confiscated from dear old Edie. Not that it helped.
Bullet from a .22 pistol: Keep your enemies close, and your enemies’ weaponry closer.
Matchbooks from Area, The Dom, and Electric Circus: Complete with the telephone number of Liza Minelli, scribbled in mascara.
Dogeared first-draft copy of Madonna’s SEX: A party favor from the 1985 nuptials of Sean Penn and the Material Girl.
Plastic crucifix: Warhola was a practicing Byzantine Catholic, and someone had to influence Serrano.
An algorithm for a revolutionary, real-time account of minute everyday activities broadcast across the world: Seriously, he could have out-Twittered Shaq.
Judge the accuracy of our predictions starting in September, when the archivists will begin blogging their “Object of the Week,” and add your best guesses in the comments.