Jerry — or should we say “Garry” — Gergich is the Pawnee Parks Department’s resident scapegoat. If your scissors are missing, the presentation gets screwed up, or no one will admit to passing gas in a meeting, he’s the one to blame. But Jerry doesn’t need your pity, because every day he comes home to a sweet, upbeat wife who looks like a supermodel — probably because she’s played by Christie Brinkley. We won’t officially meet Gayle until Thursday night, but Entertainment Weekly is giving us our first glimpse at the woman whose existence totally explains Jerry’s beautiful daughter. Acquaint yourself with Mrs. Gergich (and try to do a better job hiding your shock than Chris and Ben), after the jump.