Today at Flavorpill, we freaked out when mom tried to throw out our bacon. Ugh, Mom! We baked Where the Wild Things Are-themed cupcakes and decided they were too cute to eat. We sent Lord Mario (the snootier, British-er version of videogame Mario) a telegram. We helvetica’ed to our hearts’ content at Typedia. We didn’t know how to tell our friend we hated his novel. We lusted after a super-cooling-sounding self-published YA book based on a 14-year-old’s notebook scribblings. Finally, we remixed Sexy Bitch, and can we just say? Damn, girl.