The Beatles — Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band
You’ve experimented with psychedelic drugs.
The Beatles — The White Album
You’ve experimented with psychedelic drugs, but don’t find them half as insane or interesting as real life.
The Beatles — Rubber Soul
You’d rather read a book than do drugs.
“Weird Al” Yankovic — Straight Outta Lynwood
You’re still too white and nerdy.
David Bowie — Space Oddity
It may have taken a while, but you’ve finally figured out where you belong.
Belle & Sebastian — Tigermilk
You’ve hoarded all of the family heirlooms into your own home.
The Talking Heads — Speaking in Tongues
You still call it “making flippy floppy.”
AC/DC — Highway to Hell
You don’t know what it is, but you don’t hear that well anymore.
Bob Dylan — Blonde on Blonde
You’re resigned to the fact that all your relationships are doomed to fail.
They Might Be Giants — Flood
You love dad jokes.
Patti Smith — Horses
Your basement is filled with your oil paintings and photographs. They’re actually pretty good.
The Beach Boys — Pet Sounds
Your convertible is your prized possession.
Tom Chapin — Billy the Squid
You annoy your friends by trying to use as many big words as possible. Also you’re really, really into puns.
The Dave Matthews Band — Crash
Either you rebelled against your former self, went through a punk phase and came out all right, or you own a car dealership.
The Mountain Goats — Zopilote Machine
You’re a writer. And probably a drinker.
Elvis Presley — Elvis Presley
You still dance in front of the mirror and overreact to celebrities you see on the street.
Ella Fitzgerald — Porgy and Bess
You’ve got some serious class.
Johnny Cash — Johnny Cash with His Hot and Blue Guitar
People always tell you you’re hard to get to know. It’s just because you’re ahead of your time.
Joan Baez — Joan Baez
You’re active in your community.
Elvis Costello — My Aim is True
You think kids these days are actually kind of great.
Ben Folds Five — Ben Folds Five
You still have not figured out women.
The Modern Lovers — The Modern Lovers
You’ve called Pablo Picasso an asshole.
The Clash — London Calling
Don’t listen to what anybody says — those leather pants still look good on you.
Joni Mitchell — Blue
You’ve always taken breakups really hard — but you hide it well.
Fleetwood Mac — Rumours
You’re a straight-laced business man with a pair of moccasins in your closet.
Marvin Gaye — What’s Going On