Today at Flavorpill when we were supposed to be busy working… we contemplated the myriad ways that Paul Deen is trying to kill us with food, we watched Beyonce put a ring on it more times than we’d like to admit, laughed at William Shatner’s less than enthusiastic response to the J.J. Abrams’s newly-released Star Trek trailer, fell in love with the beard of the modern metrognome, and contemplated checking out Hanson when they hit Housing Works in New York for World AIDS Day.