Today at Flavorpill, we were hypnotized by this photo. We vowed never to get near Jim Breuer and a stuffed crust pizza. We realized that David Bowie is secretly a manga character. We were shocked that monkeys prefer Metallica over Tool. We watched Jiminy Glick interview Ronald McDonald about waterboarding chickens. We felt like mutants. We learned how to make the scariest pumpkin ever. We got Weezy with it. We adopted some abandoned words — like lardlet and rendling. We contributed to the longest poem in the world. And finally, we got really excited about a Jack White/Keith Richards collab. Do you think rumors that White is producing the next Rolling Stones album could be true?