The classic Timberlake sketch where the singer dresses as an overly enthusiastic walking “bring it on down to so-and-so-ville” billboard doesn’t appear to be online yet (and probably won’t be due to music rights issues). This time, J.T. dressed as a giant piece of tofu hawking for “Veganville,” competing against Bobby Moynihan’s “Sausage Depot” guy. We heard raps about constipation, tofu burgers and burritos, and smoothies to the tune of “Ice Ice Baby,” Rihanna’s “We Found Love” (in a meatless place), the dreaded “Harlem Shake,” and more. If you’re desperate to see J.T. sing about tofu mayonnaise – and who isn’t, really — watch this cruddy YouTube version to get your fix until a better one magically appears.
Weekend Update: Stefon on Spring Break
Human fanny packs, haunted diapers, outdoor concerts from Zoloft commercials, Donald Duck having a Vietnam flashback: yes, Bill Hader’s Stefon returned to the show last night to give us some spring break tips and wish Seth’s girlfriend dead. We were kind of glad that cranky Chevy didn’t show up to help Seth with the news. Since the show was a big reunion, we would have loved to see an appearance from Don Novello as the chain-smoking Father Guido Sarducci to discuss the recent Pope and Vatican shenanigans.
We get the romcom bit, but how many male member jokes did we really need — especially one so incredibly stupid? The punch line just didn’t pay off, even if Fred Armisen’s eyebrows made a great Eugene Levy. For the record: we love Nasim Pedrad no matter what her genitals look like, but we wondered if the writers would stop relegating her to these lame bit parts if she did actually have a penis.
The tales of sober Caligula bombed, and even J.T. looked slightly confused.
This repeat offender just didn’t work for us, despite our appreciation for surreal humor and sight gags. No matter how loud Jason Sudeikis screamed, we didn’t budge.
Hova gets his jazz on during J.T.’s “Suit & Tie.”