Today, we bought spandex and signed up to be on the next installment of Danse Gooshers. We made plans to attend Fall’s upcoming art shows, specifically the one featuring a polygonal horse and buggy. We learned that it is possible to live up to 115. We created our own font; you can too. (Hopefully it won’t be one of the six fonts that piss people off.) We were fascinated by the artist behind Grizzly Bear. We were insanely excited for the new Coen Brothers movie A Serious Man after reading Jeffrey Wells’ review. We wished we could afford some of Henry Miller’s art. And finally, we braced ourselves for Sunday. According to MTV sources, Lady Gaga’s VMA performance is going to be one for the history books. We’re just dying to see what she’ll be wearing.