Take a drink whenever…
Betty gives Megan the stink eye.
Megan embarrasses Don by behaving too twee.
Peggy whips a secretary or ad man into shape in her new role at Cutler, Gleason and Chaough.
Sally says something snarky.
Don or Pete are obviously insecure around Michael Ginsberg.
Megan and Don have angry sex.
You’ve read whatever book Don is reading.
Finish your drink if…
Someone wistfully mentions Lane Pryce or makes a crude joke about the disgraced financial officer “hanging around.”
You catch Betty with a bag of Bugles.
Megan breaks out in song.
Joan doesn’t put up with anyone’s shit, because she’s out of favors for the Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce team after last season’s sleazy Jaguar deal.
Someone punches Pete. He deserved it.
Do a shot if…
Someone looks pensive at the bar. Trouble is imminent.
Roger Sterling moons us, again.
Cutler, Gleason and Chaough steals an account from Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.
Don is up to his old tricks again. You can’t teach an old dog…
The Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce name is amended to include Joan’s surname. She more than earned it.
Finish the bottle if…
Anyone is pregnant. Chug the bottle if it’s Megan.
Bert Cooper dies and they bury him in his socks (no shoes).
Roger is married again. Did LSD teach him nothing?
Paul’s Star Trek script makes the cut and airs on television.