Today at Flavorpill, we learned about the incredible science behind fart smell measurement. We were slightly saddened by the art for the Karate Kid remake. We will never forget you, Ralph Macchio! We solved the tale of a mystery black box and a creepy teddy bear. We learned that Iggy Pop is ripped — even in LEGO form. We wished we could paint emblems of sexual liberation too. We winced at this list of the Top 10 Blowhards of the Web. We listened to the first solo song by Strokes frontman Julian Casablancas. We read chapter 19 of R. Crumb’s The Book of Genesis. We found it strange that life is imitating the season two finale of Weeds. And finally, we tried to come up with a good drinking game for the Emmys on Sunday. Because we’re a bunch of lushes, here’s what we have: Drink every time 30 Rock or Mad Men wins an award. We’ll see your beautiful, hungover faces come Monday morning!