Today at Flavorpill, we re-watched the season finale of True Blood, complete with a laugh track. We listened to what Don Draper had to say about health care reform. We were excited for Betty White’s guest appearance on the upcoming season of 30 Rock. We were frightened by Nic Cage’s glam rock take on Superman. We read Nabakov’s new and improved version of Kafka’s Metamorphosis. We met a mini-Glenn Beck, who looks like a huge dork. We wished that Grizzly Bear’s Chris Taylor had picked a more fortuitous name for his new indie label, Terrible Records. We learned about the birth of Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run.” And finally, we said farewell to The Summer of Death (Credit: Alex Balk). It looks like we won this round of Battleship.