Artist Miranda July has created a website that allows subscribers to read the personal email of famous celebrities because really who wouldn’t want the juicy details on Kirsten Dunst’s car payments? Lena Dunham’s emails almost convinced readers that celebrities are just like us, but then she had to go and ruin everything. Ai Weiwei may be an inspiring artist and activist, but successful metalhead he is not. The pop-culture tributes to Wendy Davis continue with celebrities imagined as ears of corn. Total Film has a list of 50 magnificent movie masks. Lastly, former MTV VJ Kennedy claims that Michael Jordan tried to win her virginity in a game of dice. Whether it’s true or not, just try to get that last sentence out of your head.