Today at Flavorpill, we were dying to ride around on Honda’s motorized unicycle. That, or the Seabreacher. Either really. We learned how the original Star Wars graphics were made back in the Dark Ages. We tried to be productive. We watched Yoko Ono duet with Antony Hegarty at the Meltdown Festival. We vowed not to launch any cultural wars. We decided that yetis are the new vampires. We blamed stand-up comedians for our nation’s current plague of rudeness (we’re looking at you, Rickles). We tried to figure out Glenn Beck. And finally, we were bored by Screech. Pot and a few make-out sessions on the set of Saved By the Bell? Really, that’s the best you’ve got?