He makes his own jumpsuits, y’know…
…which is probably just as well, because, frankly, you can’t buy lace-up technicolor leggings at Uniqlo.
He’s got a whole wardrobe of ’em!
Pretty in pink, circa 2011.
That looks like velour. That is velour, isn’t it. Ye gods.
Accessorizing? That’s for chumps.
Meanwhile, animals died for this.
Why yes, that is indeed a flowing white dress he’s wearing. He probably borrowed it from David Bowie.
Not enough of that fabric left over for the tie, clearly.
The knee pads are a nice touch here (and practical for sliding across the stage, no doubt).
Seriously, what even is that jacket?
Mummy, why is that man wearing a sports bra?
And finally, let’s never, ever forget that this happened. Cocaine is a hell of a drug etc etc.