Louis CK is great at showing the absurdity of everyday life, and his most recent comments on why kids shouldn’t have cell phones fall brilliantly into that tradition. Drake’s new album is out on September 23, and he’s choosing very interesting locations for his listening parties, including Staten Island’s Drunken Monkey, owned by Mob Wives cast member Big Ang. The staff over at A.V. Club helpfully put together a list of awful mood music; if any of these start to play while you’re frolicking this weekend, evacuate immediately. Lastly, fire up your Netflix and check out Joss Whedon’s short-lived masterpiece, Firefly, because it’s 11 years old today.