Today at Flavorpill we mourned the death of the indie film. We think it probably had something to do with this. We met the action figure version of Michelle Obama, and then Hillary Clinton told us she wouldn’t run for prez again. We laughed because Starbucks got sued by Carly Simon, almost literally for being so vain. We laughed harder because NBC laid the smack down on those sweet kids from Glee. We were jealous that ScarJo got to “Shoop” with Ellen D. We got really excited about the new High Line-adjacent Whitney. That’s a lot closer to Flavorpill HQ. And then we tweeted with the Seinfeld cast and called it a day.