1. Don’t expect any new material at Pavement’s upcoming reunion gigs; these concerts are all about nostalgia. [via NME] 2. Tracy Morgan hands out a big F-you to former SNL castmates Chris Kattan and Cheri Oteri in his new memoir. “All I have to say about that is, where’s Chris Kattan now? Where’s Cheri Oteri now? That bitch can’t even get arrested.” [via Gawker] 3. How did we miss out on the Zach Braff death rumors? He’s not dead, and clarifies that if he ever does kill himself, it will be with pots and pans, not pills. [via E! Online] 4. Giorgio Armani has tapped Megan Fox to replace Victoria Beckham as the new poster girl for their Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans campaigns; look for the images come January. [via WWD] 5. Roman Polanski will complete his new movie The Ghost — which is scheduled to premiere at the Berlin Film Festival in February — from inside the big house. [via Vulture]