Children are terrifying. They’re even more terrifying when they tell you things like “I will dance in your blood, ” in a foreign, guttural fantasy language.
Remember Muzzy, guys? Well, that friendly beast is back and teaching your kids Dothraki! [Neatorama]
Rita Ora talks about her cool new friends (like Naomi Campbell). [PAPER]
Bill O’Reilly got a little bit of a dressing down from David Letterman regarding the former’s recent Beyoncé comments. [Madame Noire]
These are the absolute worst scenes in some of the best movies you know. [The-Toast]
By Louis C.K.’s criteria, Bradley Cooper has no business being famous. [Crushable]