Cheng’s most libelous Madonna claim on Examiner, now removed from the site. (Screenshot via BuzzFeed)
In the “Stan” culture where Cheng now exists as a meme, this level of flip-flopping is rare. (The term “Stan” refers to a brand of particularly extreme fandom — the moniker comes comes from Eminem’s song of the same name about a violent fan who turns to violence when Slim Shady doesn’t return his letters.) Fanatics tend to stan for a diva or two, despise her enemies or closest competition, casually shade the others. The Madge Stans usually set their aims at Gaga, over her constant need for Madonna-esque reinvention and the fact that “Born This Way” sounds like “Express Yourself.” But you’d be less likely to see a Céline Dion Stan shading Katy Perry, just like a Shakira Stan would likely not spar seriously over someone like Adele.
Pop is a personality game, a stake that’s only heightened among Stans, whose culture is based on delusion and having the perfect GIF as a comeback or reaction, and rooted in forums where there are comment threads that easily get as much traffic as the articles they discuss. (A recent argument over Shakira’s charting performances and sales measures garnered nearly 30,000 views in the six days it’s been live, so do not underestimate the amount of people this stuff reaches.) Tumblr is less about shading, more about photoshopping. Still functioning as a LiveJournal group, ONTD copies and pastes every major pop culture site in the world and lets the commentary stack up in the comments section. And any Asian woman in GIF form will suffice as a representation of Angela Cheng on forum-driven ATRL.
Why? Because when people started looking into Cheng, things started to get weird. There were the complaints about Cheng stealing her profile picture off a photographer’s Flickr account. When this fact was exposed, she changed her profile picture to what appears to be a completely different person, both of whom she admits are not her. There was the vague bio: “a recent Communication Media Studies graduate of the University of Oklahoma, she was school newspaper’s pop music reporter.” There was the fact that she was supposedly a recent college grad residing in the music-industry hotbed of Tulsa, but nevertheless not only understood the minutiae of the music biz, she was apparently hooked up with anonymous sources, the Nikki Finke of the prairie state-school scene. And finally, there was the fact that her tone was identical to another Examiner-based Gaga hater disguised as a local music “expert” and recent college grad — one Sabrina O’Connor, allegedly an “expert” on Long Beach pop music.
No one was able to track down Cheng, and as the kerfuffle around the $25 million claim died down, so did interest in its originator. But now, some months later, the mystery of Angela Cheng and Lady Gaga’s ARTFLOP is back in full swing, thanks to an illuminating Tumblr post from former Billboard Editorial Director Bill Werde.
In his post, Werde chronicled his online run-ins with Cheng. In particular, she posted rumors of his departure from Billboard just days before he started a transition to an entrepreneurial role working on new projects within the publisher, Guggenheim Media Entertainment Group. (Full disclosure: I was employed by Billboard from 2010 to 2012, where Werde was among my bosses.) In turn, a BuzzFeed editor contacted Werde to comment on Cheng’s “predictions” that a new leader would take over at Billboard. The details of her rumor-mongering were incorrect, but the general notion — Werde out — was right, quite a scoop for a recent grad residing in Oklahoma. When BuzzFeed came calling, Werde did what any smart editor who knows how media representation works would do: he controlled the story himself, looking into the question of who Angela Cheng actually is firsthand.
His investigations bore all sorts of interesting fruit. For a start, according to the University of Oklahoma, no one by the name of Angela Cheng was enrolled there within any time frame that made sense. But perhaps the most interesting thing about Werde’s post is his contact with tour promotion giant AEG, the promoter behind various Gaga tours — and, as it happens, Examiner’s parent company. Werde wrote: “AEG said they’d have someone look into the matter, and very shortly thereafter — and very much to AEG’s and the Examiner’s credit — the stories disappeared from the site. At some time after that, ‘Cheng’ appeared to stop contributing to Examiner.com.” Cheng’s most notable colleagues in Gaga-bashing, O’Connor chief among them, were also removed from Examiner. But they’ve been replaced by a Team Shade Gaga masquerading as “local music insiders,” like Amira Hasan and Jim Strzalkowski.
So, is Angela Cheng a catfish? Absolutely. She tweeted as much last year and admitted yesterday that her byline is a pseudonym because she works in the music industry. “Though I can’t divulge my true identity [yet], I can say that Bill Werde knows who I am,” she wrote, adding claims that she has worked with Billboard previously. “I have dedicated a lot of my time exposing the truth, because the music industry has become a lot like the mafia.” Clues aside, I’m no closer to tracking her down — everything you can learn about catching a catfish from being a professional journalist for five years and obsessively consuming MTV’s Catfish has failed me. These days, Cheng operates her own site called Pop Music Gadfly, which she registered on January 15 under a hidden name and IP. I tweeted to her for comment and got an immediate “out of service” bounce-back to an email address she previously used.
And so Cheng remains elusive… for now. Unsurprisingly, theories abound on her identity, but the craziest one is this: that Cheng is none other than noted Gaga adversary Perez Hilton, or at least someone close to him. The fan conspiracies hinge heavily on the fact that Hilton and Cheng have been on good terms publicly since last year:
But, of course, any sort of concrete proof is impossible to come by. In the meantime, Cheng is as vocal as ever online — after Werde’s post appeared Monday (just minutes before BuzzFeed published their story about Cheng-gate), she spent the evening on Twitter, accusing Werde of being on Gaga’s payroll. At one point Monday, she tweeted to Gawker’s resident pop writer Rich Juzwiak with a plea to “get Gawker to do research on Werde and how he Stans for Gaga and others” (a reaction to this piece, no doubt).
It’s quite an accusation, so much so that it’s potentially libelous, but Cheng wasn’t alone in questioning Werde’s integrity — in particular, she found an ally in, yes, Perez Hilton, who responded with encouraging notes in which he expressed anticipation as to what she’ll do next and accused Werde of “gaming the system” in Gaga’s favor on the Billboard chart. (This has to do with Billboard changing its chart rules last year to include streaming video into the Hot 100 tally, which ultimately has benefited Gaga’s ARTPOP tracks on the chart.)
For what it’s worth, during my time at Billboard, Werde was passionate about his staffers breaking stories and sussing out the truth from the sort of industry figures who may not be so accustomed to anything less than glad-handing. I’ve written for other publications that catered to artists’ whims far more than Billboard did under Werde’s regime, which is to say: most major music publications that require lots of access to A-list talent need to speak frankly with artist camps from time to time. Negotiations, considerations — but not cheerleading, let alone paid cheerleading. Payola 2.0 is elsewhere.
This isn’t the first Billboard-centric conspiracy theory — more so than other pop music sites, Billboard has always invited some amount of pop ire from Stans because the special formula behind charts is not 100 percent transparent. Every time there’s a tweak in chart methodology and one pop diva sees a dip or a gain as a result, there are threads upon threads of conspiracy theories on message boards frequented by the most obsessive of obsessives. Before its consumer-facing site, Billboard.com, closed its comments section last year, the site was a hotbed for music Stan culture. As someone who worked as an editor there, I assure you there was an internal awareness of the key camps, which tended to use the words “god” or “flop” to show their position (as in, Godney vs. Flopney, meaning Britney Spears).
Werde’s @-replies are ground zero for this chatter, negativity he handled with dignity and humor while he was the public face of a massive music brand. It’s a curious position to occupy, being so embedded in the industry you report on, particularly when it involves high-profile stars. It’s something that Hilton has done with far less grace, despite his transition from Photoshop hatchet jobs and blatant target practice towards a thoroughly ‘yay!’ tone.
At press time, neither Hilton nor his publicist returned Flavorwire’s request for further comment regarding these theories, but he did say something to BuzzFeed at some point in their reporting: “I’m already busy enough being Perez. Don’t have time for any other alter egos. I’m not Angela. Sorry to burst any conspiracy theory bubbles.”
Until Cheng reveals her identity, the theories aren’t going away in the corners of the pop deep-web. Like the celebrities she trashes, Cheng is now a subject of priceless gossip.