The Craziest Week of Music News feat. Rammstein Sex Toys

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The music news gods unleashed their wrath upon us this week. U2’s failure to make money because of a giant claw and Weezer’s collaboration with Kenny G wasn’t enough. German industrial metal bros Rammstein are releasing a special edition box set of their new album, Liebe Ist Für Alle Da, with five extra tracks and six extra dildos. That’s right, six pink, clear wiener schnitzels molded from each member of the band.

You know you are a rock star when, despite having a small pp, you are confident enough to unleash your plasticized junk into the world. [via Daily Swarm]

We are going to guess that the peen on the far left belongs to the only guy with glasses. The petite one on the far right belongs to the guy directly below him.

What do you guys think? Can you match the rest?