Today at Flavorpill, we went on a cheap staycation to Paris. We decided we’d much rather be a plane than a bird. We wondered what the LEGO reality TV show will be about. We felt bad for Sienna Miller, who got panned by the Broadway critics for her starring role in After Miss Julie. We wished DirecTV would leave Chris Farley alone. We looked at Ansel Adams in color. We wondered how much the world’s largest thesaurus weighs. We got excited about a new (possibly! maybe!) Arcade Fire album coming out in 2010. We rated The Gimmicks of American Apparel vs. the Gimmicks of Urban Outfitters. We went inside the punk rock photography of Michael Jang. And finally, we couldn’t look away from these last-minute racist pet costumes. What do you think: funny or offensive?