Does a hump day even exist in four-day weeks? Who knows, who cares, but here are a few stories to cheer you up, hump day or no hump day.
St. Vincent’s Annie Clark is turning the time-honored mixtape tradition on its head. [Rolling Stone]
Is Dave Chappelle a prophet? [Nerve]
The Golden Girls will get you trashed. No surprise there. [BuzzFeed]
Lastly, Gwar is starting a Gwar-themed restaurant… because, why not? [A.V. Club]