One of Sarah Silverman’s first jobs was passing out fliers at a comedy club in New York, which lasted two years. On her last day, she says, “I was breaking up a fight between some scary gaggle of teenagers drinking 40s who were beating up on the Pluck You chicken… I got punched in the temple and knocked unconscious.” After that, she quit. If you want to read about how she feels about her boobs, you’ll have to read the rest of the interview A.V. Club.
These 28 white people really need to be stopped, especially Pineapple Head. Please. Before it’s too late.
For those who hit the coffee heavy in the morning, beware: major coffee retailers are being sued in California for failing to label their beans as carcinogenic. The cancer-causing chemical? Acrylamide, which shows up in foods cooked to over 120 degrees Celsius. However, according to Stanley Omaye, a professor of toxicology and nutrition at University of Nevada “you would have to drink probably over 100 cups of coffee a day in order to get to that dangerous dose.” So cap it at 99, folks.
Speaking of coffee: how’s your iPhone feeling? Is it tired? Good news: you can now buy a bed just for your phablet.
Also: Bella, like you, does not want summer to end.