Behold: the least appealing opening frame ever captured on film.
“Hey Chad, where’s my drum kit?” “I dunno, Chad, did you leave it in the van?”
“For the love of god, get that camera away from me!” “It’s too late now, Ed, we’re rolling.”
Just Ed and Chad, rockin’ out like bros in a cheap photo studio enigmatic desert landscape.
That rat-tail, though.
“Noooooo not the camera!” “Ed, for fuck’s sake, we’re shooting a video.”
(Also: why is Chad jumping?)
“Quick, Chad, get in the frame and do your best Richard D. James!”
Darkness has fallen! But never fear, for Chad shall lead the way.
Kumbaya, m’lord, kumbaya…
Strange is the night where the black stars rise, and strange moons circle through the skies… But stranger still is lost Carcosa.
“We have no idea what we are doing.”
“Chad, stop it. You’re scaring the children.”
“Dear god, what have we done?”