2. “My Chopsticks Bra”: What could be more Japanese than a bra that comes with its own dishes and flatware? And, yes — there is video.
3. “The Wine Rack”: No good can come of a garment that both increases your bust size and gets you drunk.
4. “Magic Massage Bra”: It claims to do everything from “prevent breast diseases” to help wearers attain “a well-shaped figure.” But even if these dubious claims were true, is there anything creepier than a bra designed to feel you up?
5. “Man Bra”: Feeling left out, guys? Don’t despair. A Japanese company has finally created the “Bro.” We have to wonder whether Larry David’s getting a share of the royalties.