Today at Flavorpill, we were underwhelmed by what $47,221 will buy you for lunch. Only two chunks of Parmesan? Small time. We enjoyed this montage of title-in-dialogue movie moments. We refused to join Glenn Beck’s book club. We weren’t furious about the Publishers Weekly all-male top 10 list. Just bored. We wondered if all gay wizards really do look the same. We listened to Kristen Wiig read from Suzanne Somers’s book of poetry. We were grateful that Vulture watched the MTV Europe VMAs so we that didn’t have to. We downloaded DJ/Rupture’s new Yeasayer remix. And finally, we decided to go home and bake a rock ‘n roll cake. It’s either going to be Debbie Harry or Prince.