Speaking of Taylor Swift. There’s a lot to that girl, y’know? More than you would think, or want to think. But there is a lot — enough to have inspired an entire incomplete glossary. (Mere hours after its publication, it’s already out-of-date in that it does not include a reference to Track 3.)
Lastly, enough with basic bitches, basic bitches. All you basic bitches analyzing basic bitches are so basic. So basic that you’re beige bitches. Yeah, that’s right: Beige bitches are the new basic bitches. Spread the word. Or, don’t.