Having a micropenis is probably as difficult as being a postal service employee. All that turbulent weather, all of that job insecurity. Things are probably better for postal service employees in Sweden though — all things are, really — because they’ve just announced a new line of stamps featuring all of Sweden’s favorite “indie” musicians! First Aid Kit, Avicii, and goddamn Robyn (!) will be all over envelopes in Sweden starting January 15. Bizarre, right?
Not as bizarre as this nuts-o commercial for Totino’s Pizza Rolls made by the universe’s resident weirdo auteurs, Tim and Eric. The three-minute clip is a green-screened nightmare, with cascading images of Totino’s rolls and nonsensical talking about whatever. It’s a commercial for drunk food targeting people who are already drunk and/or stoned. Which I suppose is perfectly fine. This isn’t even the first commercial they’ve made.
But, low-grade commercials are in today, apparently, as a new, fake trailer for a Birdman Returns movie has been released — used, probably, as a way to think about Birdman again, now that it’s been eclipsed by Interstellar and Big Hero 6. The trailer, which emulates ’90s (or ’80s?) movie trailers, barely shows Michael Keaton, but he’s there, in full, cheese-tastic costume, and maybe makes you wish this was the Birdman movie that was actually released.