An ode to one of the greatest mustaches in music. $15
Soap to wash away all the sins of your mustache-twirling antics. $8
Clip that stache (to your tie). $36
Groom that baby with a comb from Nick Offerman’s wood shop in East L.A. Engraving available. $75
Part lolli, part disguise. $4
Your cubicle just got very excited. $3
No, thank you. $2+
Put your best mustache forward with this beer stein. $8
Pizza has usurped the popularity of bacon, but a bacon-scented mustache is king. $4
No. Wire. Hangers! (Unless they look like this.) $12
Store your favorite books in your stache. $35
T-shirt + fancy cat with mustache x infinity. $21
Make your holiday gifts extra manly. $7
A handlebar for your handlebars. $10
Tickle your whiskers. $4