Versus these two regular dudes just hanging out:
Winner: tie? Sometimes Cumberbatch looks like an otter, and sometimes Redmayne models sweaters like the baddest bitch auditioning for a Little Orphan Annie revival.
And the winner is… Cumberbatch, in a 4:3 squeaker! As there can only be one British Genius, he has every right to banish Redmayne from awards season 2015.