Whichever city science declares is your perfect fit, we can guarantee you don’t want it to be Hammond, Louisiana. Why, you ask? Because Jamie Lynn Spears has apparently take to breaking up local disputes in her spare time, and she’s using giant knives. That’s seven inches of steel in her hand and she seems pretty comfortable wielding it.
Let’s move north. Tonight America will begin its long goodbye to the greatest city in the world: Pawnee, Indiana. The first episode of Parks and Recreation‘s seventh and final season begins tonight, but it doesn’t look like Aubrey Plaza is going to be disappearing from your TV screen any time soon. You can catch her being wonderfully awkward and in Newcastle’s newest meta-commercial. And no, we’re not sure of what’s going on either.
And we can’t talk about Parks and Recreation without mentioning Ron Swanson. Pour yourself glass of scotch whiskey, load your dinner plate with bacon, eggs and steak before watching this compilation of his manliest moments. Only stare at the screen in silence. No laughter allowed.