Gina Rosa wowed us with her ability to hula-hoop and do twenty push-ups in spite of the weather.
Sara Bonisteel taught us how to make the perfect Gimlet cocktail.
Marleah Martin sang an original love song about the G train.
And Elizabeth Kuchta played a hilarious homemade video that illustrated her many diverse talents.
But, as well all know, a true beauty pageant winner needs to have more than just talent and a good walk. They also need to have brains…sort of. After completing their talents, contestants were quizzed by the judges with various G train trivia. They were then asked how they would single-handedly repair the G train’s lackluster reputation. Finalist Kelly J. Fox promised to dispel the smell of urine and vomit by riding the G train exclusively with her homemade cupcakes. Elizabeth Kuchta alluded to wearing nothing but a G-string bikini whilst riding the train. How this would improve the G train, we’re not entirely sure but her can-do attitude sure won her some fans.
After each finalist had shared a piece of her mind, the judges deliberated.
After a few minutes of anticipation, they announced the second runner-up, a first runner-up and the winner of the Miss G train pageant. Check the video below for the results!
Elizabeth Kuchta: Our very first embodiment of the G train.
What do you guys think of this beauty pageant on acid? Do you think its a much-needed makeover on an antiquated tradition?
All images courtesy of Nikol Burgos.