Our favorite moment from last night’s finale wasn’t a sketch at all: it was Bridget Everett’s television debut of her soon-to-be-smash-hit track “Put Your Dick Away,” delivered in lieu of Amy’s stand-up. But in keepint with the name of this column, our favorite sketch has to be the cold open.
A guy asks to go down on Amy, and while she warns him she takes “a while,” she doesn’t tell him that her vagina is actually an adventure unto itself, complete with abandoned mine shafts, treasure maps, and psychedelic visuals. True to form, Amy casually bides her time with Chinese food and the literary classic Long Russian Novel until she’s finally satisfied…and her guy has a beard. I mean, he offered, right?