Today at Flavorpill, we got hungry just reading about the Obama’s first state dinner. We revisited Bonnie and Clyde. We almost felt sorry for Sarah Palin — no one over the age of 13 deserves a slam book. We bought some subway car doors to close on our enemies. We made a mental note to be nicer to our designer after looking at this hilarious resignation letter. We liked Jimmy Fallon’s impression of Neil Young covering the Fresh Prince theme song. We imagined a dumpster Thanksgiving. We laughed at Boozecats. We were proud of our friend Aziz Ansari, who just sold three movies to Judd Apatow and Universal. And finally, we’ll send you out with a parody of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance,” featuring a rare appearance by Lord Gaga. Click through and enjoy!