Today at Flavorpill when we were supposed to be busy working… we swore never to tangle with these ninja cats; we toasted to research that suggests that smart people are drunks; we sang along to the “Seven Levels of Christmas” thanks to Flavorpill Chicago Managing Editor Audrey Mast; we shook our heads in disbelief that Bon Jovi scored 2008’s Top-Grossing Tour; we said Fuck Planet Earth — OK, not really; we enjoyed revisiting the best viral videos of 2008 courtesy of a crafty mash up; we thanked Gawker for telling us that black people are the new black; and finally, we pondered what it would be like to live forever — as a robot.