Today at Flavorpill, we knocked iPhones. We celebrated Woody Allen’s 74th birthday (!) by gazing at a lifetime’s worth of his muses. After reading this recap, we decided that Breaking Dawn must be made into a movie — and we didn’t even like Twilight. We argued over the rise of “snuck” over “sneaked.” We watched Marilyn Monroe get stoned and Jake Gyllenhaal just look stoked in the new Prince of Persia poster. We weren’t surprised to hear that the 18 to 49 demographic really loves Hoarders. Kids and old people never want to throw anything away. We listened to Norah Jones get remixed by the Beasties. We were sorry to hear that David Mamet’s Oleanna will close on Broadway this Sunday. Bill Pullman deserves better. And finally, we were left speechless upon viewing Draft Dick Cheney 2012. (“No other Republican leader has the stature or experience of Dick Cheney. He alone can lead the Republican coalition to victory in 2012!”) Apocalyptic insanity!