“Me and Cookie Go Way Back”: Links You Need to See


For future reference, in case the Pope doesn’t want to deal with any more children peddling immigration policy reforms, Jalopnik’s Jason Torchinsky has offered five very practical solutions to reinforce the Popemobile for the next time he’s in town.

On last night’s Season 2 premiere of Empire, Cookie casually mentions that 50 Cent is “still taking jabs” at the Empire label on Instagram, a seemingly throwaway line that got his attention nevertheless. He decided to clapback on (where else?) Instagram mere hours after the EST broadcast… all in good fun, of course.

In case you missed the memo: 90s nostalgia is still alive and well… and so is Kel Mitchel (of Nickelodeon’s Kenan and Kel and All That). He reunited with Kenan Thompson last night on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, spoofing Good Burger. “I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, ‘cuz we’re all dudes!”

Kanye should probably consider changing the title for his upcoming album to Pause; Stereogum reports that Swish will likely take another year (maybe he’s finally making good word and meeting up with Rihanna to finish up R8?)

In preparation for the release of Ridley Scott’s The Martian, (and to combat those all ready to say, “Well, actually…” to the accuracy of the science), the Business Insider’s Jessica Orwig has outlined the various science facts and fictions that will be depicted in the film.

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Over at Gothamist, Chris Robbins snagged an interview with “B.A.,” the (dubious?) moniker of the privileged white guy who yelled at another privileged white guy about who was more or less privileged jogger in this viral video of “Christopher Columbus of Brooklyn.” The takeaway from all of this? Mountain Buggy strollers are the absolute worst.