Beware the ones carrying Starbucks in orange koozies. Pumpkin Spice Lattes already have a seemingly supernatural following, so it makes perfect sense that Starbucks would lean into their customers’ fanaticism and create an invite-only club around the most basic of beverages. Fortune reports that the main benefit of joining the “Orange Sleeve Society” is a knit koozy that reads “Team PSL.” (There’s no report of whether or not involvement is predicated on “PSL”-based hazing rituals.) And if you can’t get your hands on any Starbucks-branded accessories for fall, maybe you’d prefer something Simpsons themed? The Daily Dot teased a new line of Women’s Treehouse of Horror clothing from Australian retailer Living Dead Clothing just in time for Halloween.
This week in Back to the Future II-themed nonsense, Universal Pictures released a joke trailer for “Jaws 19,” the sequel teased in Marty McFly’s hoverboard-filled future. Fun fact: We finally get to meet “robo-Jaws” in number 8. Honestly, the only crazy thing about the idea of a “Jaws 19” is the idea that a studio could make that many movies without rebooting the franchise.
Finally, in the realm of real things we can actually enjoy, Netflix released a prequel comic book for their upcoming series Marvel’s Jessica Jones. I would say that the comic, which is currently free to download on Comixology, is a refreshing break from the unrelenting gauntlet of trailers for Jessica Jones, except that Netflix also released a new trailer for the show yesterday: