X-Files/Descendents parody shirt
If something exists in pop culture, there is either a Black Flag parody or a Descendents parody of it (if not both), and this one is just great.
From the same Etsy store — which has so many cool pop culture goodies — comes this X-Files activity book. (I own it and love it.)
Studded Punk Vest
Sure, you can make one yourself, but why destroy your fingers pushing in all those studs?
I Want To Believe Christmas Sweater
I mean, Santa Claus is basically an alien, right?
Admission: This crop top is what inspired this whole post, because once I saw it I went down a rabbit hole of all the X-Files merch that I desperately want.
Mulder and Scully “Best Friends” Rings
These are labeled on Etsy as “best friends” rings, but I think they also work well as wedding rings. The couple that watches X-Files together stays together.
I Want To Believe Bracelet
If you’re not ready for commitment rings, this bracelet is a nice way to ease into your X-Files-obsessed romance.
X-Files Throw Pillow Cover
There are so many pillows to choose from, but I’m a big fan of this design.
Mulder and Scully Earrings
For your next formal geeky event.
Ghostbusters / X-Files Stickers
Mash-ups can either knock it out of the park or fall completely flat; this one falls into the former category.
Girls Don’t Like Boys Tote Bag
For all the queer Scully fans out there; I have this design on a shirt, and it’s one of my favorite possessions.
To psych yourself up for getting the permanent ink.
Our Lady of Skepticism T-shirt
Scully Altar Candle
You can’t worship Scully without the proper candle.
Mulder Altar Candle
And you can’t have a Scully candle without a Mulder one.
X-Files Hand-Painted Sneakers
These custom, hand-painted sneakers are made to order, and can even include more personalized touches, such as your name.
Scully Cat Pin
Cats and Scully, together at last.
Mini Pinball Table Model
I don’t fully understand why this exists, but I want five of them.
Front/Back X-Files Shirt
You can go casual with this simple T-shirt that has an image on both the front and the back.
Custom I Want To Believe Body-Con Dress
Or you could really show off your fandom with a custom body-con dress!