Do a shot if…
Carol wins all the awards, because yes please.
A skirt-wearing Jaden Smith pulls a Kanye and tries to crash speeches from Transparent‘s Jeffrey Tambor or The Danish Girl‘s Eddie Redmayne.
Jon Hamm drinks a Coke or repeats his stage crawl.
someone actually understands what Sylvester Stallone and Al Pacino are saying.
someone screams “Witness me!” Mad Max: Fury Road-style to get the audience’s attention.
Finish the bottle if…
someone else announces their lawsuit against Quentin Tarantino.
Tom Noonan’s voice mysteriously echoes throughout the Beverly Hilton Anomalisa-style, narrating the Hollywood malaise on display.
Taraji P. Henson has to get Cookie on another actress if they win the Best Performance in a Television Series award over her. She’s earned it.
Steve Carell tries to take over hosting duties.
Michael Shannon creeps everyone out. Here’s hoping!