We’re just hours away from tonight’s 88th Academy Awards ceremony, but we interrupt the fanfare with the all-important results from this year’s Razzie Awards — dedicated to shining a glaring spotlight on the worst movies and performances of the year.
It should be no surprise that a film adaptation of a novel inspired by Twilight fanfic has dominated the 2016 Razzies. Fifty Shades of Grey tied for Worst Picture with Fantastic Four, but also took home the Worst Actor, Actress, and On-Screen Combo awards.
The casting of Sam Taylor-Johnson’s Fifty Shades was a media circus, and ultimately the chosen pair (Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson) lacked the sexual chemistry (or, any chemistry at all) required for a story that centers on a sadomasochistic relationship.
See the full list of winners below (starred and bolded for added humiliation), and join us on Twitter as we watch tonight’s Oscars.
WORST PICTURE Fantastic Four*** Fifty Shades of Grey*** Jupiter Ascending Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Pixels
WORST ACTOR Johnny Depp, Mortdecai Jamie Dornan, Fifty Shades of Grey*** Kevin James, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 Adam Sandler, The Cobbler and Pixels Channing Tatum, Jupiter Ascending
WORST ACTRESS Katherine Heigl, Home Sweet Hell Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey*** Mila Kunis, Jupiter Ascending Jennifer Lopez, The Boy Next Door Gwyneth Paltrow, Mortdecai
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR Chevy Chase, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and Vacation Josh Gad, Pixels and The Wedding Ringer Kevin James, Pixels Jason Lee, Alvin & The Chipmunks: Road Chip Eddie Redmayne, Jupiter Ascending***
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Alvin & The Chipmunks: Road Chip and The Wedding Ringer*** Rooney Mara, Pan Michelle Monaghan, Pixels Julianne Moore, Seventh Son Amanda Seyfried, Love the Coopers and Pan
WORST REMAKE/RIP-OFF/SEQUEL Alvin & The Chipmunks: Road Chip Fantastic Four*** Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
WORST SCREEN COMBO All Four “Fantastics,” Fantastic Four Johnny Depp and His Glued-On Moustache, Mortdecai Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey*** Kevin James and EITHER His Segue OR His Glued-On Moustache, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 Adam Sandler and Any Pair of Shoes, The Cobbler
WORST DIRECTOR Andy Fickman, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 Tom Six, Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) Sam Taylor-Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey Josh Trank, Fantastic Four*** Andy and Lana Wachowski, Jupiter Ascending
WORST SCREENPLAY Fantastic Four (screenplay by Simon Kinberg, Jeremy Slater and Josh Trank, Based on the Marvel comic book by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby)*** Fifty Shades of Grey (screenplay by Kelly Marcel, Based on the Novel by E.L. James) Jupiter Ascending (written by Andy and Lana Wachowski) Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 (screenplay by Kevin James & Nick Bakay) Pixels (screenplay by Tim Herlihy and Timothy Dowling, Story by Herlihy, Based on a Work by Patrick Jean)
RAZZIE REDEEMER AWARD Elizabeth Banks (RAZZIE “Winner” for MOVIE 47, Multiple Hit Movies This Year) M. Night Shyamalan (Perennial RAZZIE nominee & “winner,” director of The Visit) Will Smith (For following up After Earth with Concussion) Sylvester Stallone (All-Time RAZZIE Champ, award contender for Creed)***