Open Letter to Margaret Atwood: Hey Lady, You Are a Social Campaigner

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The mere mention of Canadian author MARGARET ATWOOD will always make me wince because of a painful two months spent studying THE HANDMAID’S TALE in 8th grade.

Yesterday at a news conference in the northern Spain Atwood told reporters that it was never her mission to highlight social problems in her work; she just thought that readers would be bored if presented with a fairy-tale version of life.

For a 13-year-old your creepy, totalitarian theocracy where women are forced into sexual slavery wasn’t exciting; it was traumatizing. And even at that age, I knew that you had a bigger agenda than tearing me away from my Super Nintendo with your dystopian novel — and the six award-winning books that followed it.

After the jump, a list of five other more age-appropriate but less edifying reads that scared the beejezus out of me in middle school; feel free to add the sources of your own torment in the comments section.

GO ASK ALICE by Anonymous

SIX MONTHS TO LIVE by LURLENE MCDANIEL

FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC by V.C. ANDREWS

THE FACE ON THE MILK CARTON by CAROLINE B. COONEY

I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN by JOANNE GREENBURG