Today at Flavorpill when we were supposed to be busy working… we met JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell — unfortunately they’re real and we’re glad they don’t get birthday cake; we experienced a little vicarious holiday cheer courtesy of Word Theatre; we read about ourselves in Fortune; we loved The Onion for being negative Nancys and compiling an exhaustive list of the worst films of 2008; we marked our Outlook calendars for tomorrow’s Season 2 premiere of Flight of the Conchords on Funnyordie.com; we made shocking number of really silly anagrams; we got behind the idea of a cheese bailout; and finally, we discovered Al Latta and the magic of his ’70s-inspired Winter Wonderland.