Today at Flavorpill, we loved Slate’s interactive guide to all of the “best movies of the decade” lists. We learned about the differences between a douchebag and an asshole from a brilliant Gawker commenter with way too much time on his hands. We found out what happened to Hermione Granger once she left Hogwarts. Hint: It’s inspired by the plot of Dangerous Minds. We gawked at some crazy menorahs (27 to be exact). We were creeped out by Stalker Santa, especially the part where he took his shirt off. We couldn’t believe that James Franco has a pretty little brother who’s also an actor and will be on the upcoming season of Scrubs. Genetics! We visited the Midwest and then launched ourselves into Hyper Space. And finally, we wanted to order a baby simulator. Wouldn’t it be funny to just keep one lying around the house? It looks like a Glo Worm doll.