A Definitive List of Every Possible Title for Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ Sequel

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Last night, THR reported Mel Gibson is attempting to make audiences stop thinking of him as the racist, raging, anti-Semitic, “sugar-tits”-spouting embarrassment he’s become, and return our collective consciousness to a kinder, gentler time, when he was a beloved box office heavy hitter and the director of a phenomenally successful Jesus snuff film. (Plus, there’s a whole Jesus Cinematic Universe just waiting to be exploited, right? Talk about your built-in #brand recognition!) There is certainly another story there, but something about the phrase “Passion of the Christ Sequel” is oddly funny, particularly when you ask the simple question of what you’d even call such a thing. The Passion of the Christ II? Passion of the Christ: Resurrection? Passion 2: You Like Me When I Make These, Right? Well, as a public service (and taking a cue from Film Twitter), we looked at the naming conventions of movie sequels to compile this definitive list of Passion sequel titles. Help yourself, Mel.

The Passion of the Christ, Too

The Passion of the Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo

Passion of the Christ Two: On the Move

Passion of the Christ: Volume 2

Passion Number Two

Passion of the Christ Part Deux

Passion 2 in 3D

Passion of the Christ II: Judgment Day

Passion of the Christ II: The Next Day

Passion of the Christ II: All Saints Day

Passion of the Christ II: The Quickening

Passion of the Christ II: The Golden Army

Passion of the Christ II: The Wrath of Khan

Passion of the Christ II: The Second Story

Passion of the Christ II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf

Passion of the Christ II: The Heretic

Passion of the Christ II: The Other Side

Passion of the Christ II: Nerds in Paradise

Passion of the Christ II: Duel at Ichijoji Temple

Passion of the Christ II: Unhappy Campers

Passion of the Christ II: Scamp’s Adventure

Passion of the Christ II: Lily

Passion of the Christ II: Last Man Standing

Passion of the Christ 2: The Road Warrior

Passion of the Christ 2: Die Harder

Passion of the Christ 2: Dead by Dawn

Passion of the Christ 2: The Adventure Home

Passion of the Christ 2: The Legend Continues

Passion of the Christ 2: Red White & Blonde

Passion of the Christ 2: The Beginning

Passion of the Christ 2: Back in the Habit

Passion of the Christ 2: The New Batch

Passion of the Christ 2: Cruise Control

Passion of the Christ 2: The Streets

Passion of the Christ 2: Dark Territory

Passion of the Christ 2: Lost in New York

Passion of the Christ 2: Texas Blood Money

Passion of the Christ 2: Aftershocks

Passion of the Christ 2: The Second One

Passion of the Christ Part 2: Christ’s Revenge

The Passion of the Christ 2 ½: The Smell of Fear

Passion of the Christ: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

The Passion of the Christ: Port of Call New Orleans

The Passion of the Christ: The Squeakuel

The Passion of the Christ: The Golden Age

The Passion of the Christ: The Spy Who Shagged Me

The Passion of the Christ: Farewell to the Flesh

The Passion of the Christ: When Nature Calls

The Passion of the Christ: Catching Fire

The Passion of the Christ: The Winter Soldier

The Passion of the Christ: Dead Man’s Chest

The Passion of the Christ: Revenge of the Fallen

The Passion of the Christ: Evangelical Money Never Sleeps

The Passion of the Christ; The Meltdown

The Passion of the Christ: The Two Towers

The Passion of the Christ: Back to the Minors

The Passion of the Christ: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

The Passion of the Christ: The Golden Circle

The Passion of the Christ: The Cradle of Life

The Passion of the Christ: Back to the Minors

The Passion of the Christ: Book of Secrets

The Passion of the Christ: Angel of Death

The Passion of the Christ: Back 2 tha Hood

Passion of the Christ: Escape 2 Africa

Passion of the Christ – Ghost Protocol

Passion of the Christ XXL

Passion of the Christ Rises

Passion of the Christ Into Darkness

Passion of the Christ’s European Vacation

2 Passion 2 Christ

The Second Best Passion of the Christ

Passion 2: Christians United

Hello Mary Lou: Passion of the Christ II

Jesus: Passion of the Christ Part II

Jesus: The Dark World

The Christ Supremecy

Passion Chapter 2

The Return of the Christ

Dawn of the Passion of the Christ

Passion of the Christ Reloaded

Superchrist: Passion of the Christ 2

Turbo: A Passion of the Christ Movie

Book of Shadows: Passion of the Christ 2

The Lost World: Passion of the Christ 2

The Nine Lives of the Christ

The Chronicles of Christ

The Good, the Bad, and the Christ

Carry on Christ

Dawn of the Passion of the Christ

Shadow of the Passion of the Christ

Christ Strikes Back

Christ Eats France

Passion: Pig in the City

Passion of the Christ and a Little Lady

Christ vs. Predator

Christ vs. Predator: Requiem

Meet the Christs

They Call Me Jesus Christ!

Christ’s Twelve

For a Few Dollars More

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